Thursday, May 29, 2008

Future felons? Nope just a bunch of rowdys.

I just got home from my last day of aftercare at the school. Let me tell you it couldn't have ended with more drama than it did today. One little boy kicked Zoe in the face, she will have a nice bruise for the next little while. Then a few minutes later this same little boy, I looked up to check on the upper playground and low and behold he is playing with himself and then peed on the playground. Yes I will admit it took me a little by surprise also. I will tell you his only saving grace is that he has downs. I am sure he knows better, but I don't know for sure. Then another little boy turned on the hose and proceeded to spray down one of the other students, while another little boy proceeded to come up to the boy who had just been hosed down and punched him square in the chest. Then I had to chase the little stinker around the playground, down the slide (almost to small for me) until I finally caught him where he proceeded to kick, slap and try to bite me and two other teachers. Wait it gets better. As we are lining up for snack, two other little boys get in a knock down drag out fist fight. I mean full blows to the face. I had to break it up. I kind of felt like I was in a season finally of MSNBC's Inside the pin series. Seriously. We were watching the kids and we just couldn't keep up with the mayhem. Once we got one thing under control another thing would happen. So that is my last day at after school care story. It is all true. All names have been withheld to protect the innocent, or should I say not so innocent.